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Rude Valentines Day Gift For Wife Girlfriend - Wooden Willy Measurer Ruler


Regular price £6.99 GBP
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You Give me WOOD! Wooden Valentine's Day Ruler!

The perfect cheeky gift for your wife or girlfriend this Valentines day.

Imagine the look on your wife / girlfriends face when she receives this gift. Not only are these rulers funny (and beautifully made), but they are functional too - ideal for measuring all sorts of "things" - just try not to get a splinter!

Professionally cut and engraved from beautiful, real oak veneered wood. Absolute top quality!

This Item can be FULLY personalised! Let us know the FULL personalised text for each line on the ruler!

Each individual wooden ruler measures 210mm x 40mm x 4mm and is accurate. The intended use for these rulers is as a novelty gift.


We are proud to announce that all the wood that we use is FSC® and PEFC certified - enabling chain of custody timber from responsible forest management.

For products made of slate, we only use natural slate. Natural slate is environmentally friendly and sustainable in all stages of its life span,

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